Monday, May 30, 2011

really fat guy on computer

really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer. get a load of this fat fuck: get a load of this fat fuck: Sodner. Mar 13, 09:07 AM
  • really fat guy on computer. get a load of this fat fuck: get a load of this fat fuck: Sodner. Mar 13, 09:07 AM


  • iMikeT
    Oct 3, 05:44 PM
    Jobs to keynote MacWorld, that's new to me.:D




    really fat guy on computer. the amazon!
  • the amazon!


  • rt_brained
    Jan 12, 07:22 PM
    God, I wish this keynote was all some nightmare and in the real one Apple actually gave us something we wanted.
    Strawberry-flavored puppies?




    really fat guy on computer. Have you ever wanted
  • Have you ever wanted


  • ArizonaKid
    Sep 9, 03:57 AM
    I watched that NBC benefit last week where Kanye made his bush comments. afterwards on the local news they had a reporter at a call center nearby that was one of several taking the calls from that. they talked briefly about Kanye's comments and said that people did actually call back after his comments saying they wanted to cancel their donation because of what he said.

    I thought his comments were inappropriate for the fund raising forum he was participating in, but I was much more surprised & saddened that people actually called back and said they didn't want to donate to those in need becasue of what some musician said about the president...

    So someone says something they really dislike, and they then decide to try and punish refugees from America? Stupid People. Who needs people like that, their check would probably bounce after they pay their trailer lot rent.




    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer.
  • really fat guy on computer.


  • Willis
    Jan 9, 05:30 PM
    god damn... got to 35 mins... then it stopped. tried to re-open it, failed due to high demand.

    ah well, its 23:30 anyway, and I have an exam in the morning, better go do some last minute revision.



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer.
  • really fat guy on computer.


  • xlight
    Aug 1, 02:00 PM
    First you bitch about MS then when Apple does the same thing it is not wrong.
    Come on ...




    really fat guy on computer. Trapped in the net: Fat Guy
  • Trapped in the net: Fat Guy


  • rtdgoldfish
    Mar 29, 01:13 AM
    Too bad you cannot scare the snot out of the kid, on camera.

    Shows up with camera crew...

    "Microsoft Prize patrol, do you have an XBox 360? Can you show it to me"

    Types stuff into handheld...

    "Do you own this machine?"

    Types stuff into handheld...

    "Oh, sorry ... you cannot collect a prize with this XBox 360 -- the serial number has it listed as a murder weapon, and the owner is a likely suspect."

    I like it. Think I'll try it tomorrow. :-)



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer. really-fat-guy-on-computer; really-fat-guy-on-computer. Pgohlke. Apr 5, 05:25 PM. One thing that got me was that you
  • really fat guy on computer. really-fat-guy-on-computer; really-fat-guy-on-computer. Pgohlke. Apr 5, 05:25 PM. One thing that got me was that you


  • Glenny2lappies
    Nov 23, 05:21 PM
    I hope iPod accessories go on sale. I sure could use a power brick...

    eBay.




    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer.
  • really fat guy on computer.


  • Avatar74
    Jan 15, 01:57 PM
    Personally, I think the expectations here are bordering on ridiculous. Also, when you have everyone looking to Steve Jobs for religious validation, lining up hours in advance for a freaking keynote speech... you're bound to disappoint yourself.

    Frankly, Apple still has the most impressive portfolio of products, and the innovations announced today still up the bar. It's foolish to expect an iPod or an iPhone scale innovation every year from any company, even Apple.

    And face it... because you and I aren't everyone, they aren't going to please everyone.

    As I figured when it came out, I think the real winner here is AppleTV... there's a reason for that.

    We're on the edge of a technological convergence of entertainment media. Apple appears to be moving slowly away from the concept of removable storage to wireless streaming, and AppleTV is no small part of that.

    Steve Jobs said it would eventually be the 4th leg in their portfolio... And with the rentals model, and the ability to search and purchase movies and music from the interface, along with all its other features, AppleTV is unlocking a door that others are already committing to follow...including Netflix and LG.

    The one problem in picking that lock for Apple has been HD... and they're clearly reading the public sentiment and working on upping the ante with HD and SD viewable content on AppleTV, iPod, iPhone, Mac, PC, etc.

    This is really the future of technology... and one of Apple's big goals... to connect your office, your living room and your mobile existence all together.

    But if you were expecting it all to happen at once... think again. The public is not ready for that, and the R&D costs alone, plus deployment, would be tremendous and if you operate like Microsoft you find yourself spending 7 years to deploy a bigger leap only to find out it's a dud. Apple is smart for taking kiddie steps before they run with it.

    The next kiddie step, I suspect, is multitouch... Granted, I'm sure some were hoping for a full blown multitouch display. I know I was.. but not everyone is ready for that experience just yet. In fact, I'd say a lot of people are't.

    So Apple is introducing it gradually... first Mighty Mouse (yes, this is a capacitance sensing surface), then iPhone, now the multitouch trackpad... sooner or later they're going to have enough public reaction to tell them when the right time to go full-throttle will be.

    That's part of the game, guys, they release a step below the "product to end all products" that you are asking of them so they can figure out what works, what doesnt, and then invest in the improvements. Otherwise, they could go broke pretty damn quickly... and then you're left with nothing to look forward to except the next Toshiba POS laptop or the next iteration of Windows sometime 15 years from now...

    So keep voicing the concerns, but my feeling is... If you want to do more than just vent and actually have your concerns taken as serious criticism and not the ravings of a disappointed fanboy, try voicing them constructively, and at the same time know the old adage... caveat emptor... let the buyer beware. No one puts a gun to your head to buy this stuff. Before you go shelling out for gadgets or getting your expectations up, do some research and lower your expectations.

    I'm just happy that the company that introduced me to computers 30 years ago is still around making great hardware.



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. All in all it#39;s a really fun
  • All in all it#39;s a really fun


  • kdarling
    May 2, 07:44 PM
    I really don't see the point. If you wanted to install your own "homebrew" apps without using the App Store, you can already do so by using "ad-hoc deployment" or joining the Enterprise Developer Program. Either option makes rolling out your own apps simple.

    1) I think you're really missing one whole point of jailbreaking, which is to allow officially unsupported modifications such as widgets on the lockscreen.

    2) The Dev Programs cost money, which a lot of home developers don't want to spend. Even personal ad-hoc is going to cost $100 a year just to allow an app to run on your own and friends' devices.

    After five years, that'll be $500 just to keep your app(s) running, something that costs almost nothing to do on other systems for eternity... not to mention the pain of keeping dev profiles up to date on your friends' devices.

    As pointed out before, that's one reason why the Apple App Store is so full of junk. Many home developers post their personal apps in the Store just so they won't have to babysit the devices of everyone they know.




    really fat guy on computer. fat-guy-fly-fishing-fraternity
  • fat-guy-fly-fishing-fraternity


  • rezenclowd3
    Apr 7, 11:44 AM
    ^^ Yup, in the E30! That's why I bought it after all: a cheap(er) easy to fix car that is predictable and balanced at its limit, even though that is relatively low compared to more modern suspension.

    Oh darn, no preregister for you? If that didn't happen here, we'd have much too full of a day and less than 14 runs that we usually get. What are you going to bring to your event? Your 325Ci again? I LOVE the E46s....

    Just curious though, can you go unstaggered wheel setup with the same size stock rears in the front? That's the only thing I don't care for on the E46.



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. fat guy computer. fat guy on
  • fat guy computer. fat guy on


  • BC2009
    May 2, 03:39 PM
    Oooh. You're a software developer. That makes you an expert.

    Except - as someone who is surround by IT professionals - many of which create systems that are governed by strict compliance issues - ALL of them have stated that 2MB is ridiculous for a cache of the intended purpose. And that QA could have missed this - but the fact that they did is really bad.

    Look - defend Apple all you want. Don't really care. At the end of the day - a switch that is supposed to turn something off should turn something off. I know it. You know it. And Apple knows it - which is why they are (for WHATEVER reason) making the switch work correctly. End of story.

    P.S. - Since Apple does great marketing and pr spin (my profession) - while I don't buy all the conspiracy theories at all - but neither do I "trust" Apple's altruism nor their rhetoric just because "they say so."

    dude you do PR? couldn't tell.

    all I am saying is that it is far more likely that this is a bug than intentional. if they wanted to do something intentionally to track people they could have hidden it very easily (and who knows if they do). I never said this was NOT a bug -- clearly it is. "End of story".

    You should know that hindsight is 20/20. I am surrounded by IT professionals too -- and wait -- I am one (one who creates systems governed by strict compliance rules) -- one with lots of experience in software engineering and very senior with my company. I am sure that if I asked anybody today if they thought that file size was too large, they would definitely use their 20/20 hindsight to say "of course it is". I would.

    But the fact of the matter is that these sort of things are exactly what can slip through the software development process. Most automated test cases are based around things that have already gone wrong (these are called regression tests) -- because you want to make sure you don't make the same mistake twice. It's likely that proactive "unit tests" around this code would have been written to trap the file size growing without bounds and filling up the device. Few would have thought to write a test to check how many records were being stored. Its exactly the kind of thing that is missed in the design process can make its way all the way into production. And, because of regression tests, the kind of thing that should not happen again.

    I never said I trusted Apple's altruism. For all I know they are really tracking all of us -- it just won't be in a database stored on my phone. For all I know, AT&T is tracking me, as is Google, and Verizon. All have the capability based on my online Internet and wireless usage patterns and the devices I carry. I am just choosing not to be paranoid about it. This little "media scare" did not make me any more vulnerable to be tracked -- the means has been there for years. Incidentally, Google can read all my email too.

    For somebody who doesn't "really care", your sure took offense to my pointing out that it was unlikely that this was some kind of Apple conspiracy. What would be a smoking gun would be finding personally identifiable location data on Apple's servers -- it would be very hard for Apple to talk their way out of that -- kinda like how Google tried to say "we didn't mean to gleam data off unprotected WiFi networks as we rolled our trucks by, we just happened to store it inadvertently." I'm sure somebody intended to keep that data -- it's kinda like accidentally starting a car and driving somewhere -- too many steps involved. Some idiot at Google did it and some smarter person realized the stupidity in it and they decided to come clean and destroy the data.

    Apple used this tacky process you described becuase they obviously wanted to CONCEAL it from users, they certainly would not want the FEDS, Washinton and other agencies to know that they where doing it to them, whether or not they picked certain individuals is a matter Congress will settle, im sure if a mafia or cartel had this type of access they would also monitor wall street and join in on the scams.

    And yeah Google does record but they at least give you the option to turn it off which makesd them liable if they intrude, Apple uses suckers and propaganda on forums and BS to cover up their sweatshop companies and 3rd party developers who probably helped them spy on competitors.

    <sarcasm>
    Yeah definitely, and the worst thing about Apple is that the iPhone transmits a signal in the middle of the night that brainwashes the user into fully trusting Steve Jobs as his/her new leader.
    </sarcasm>

    Please -- go hide in your basement bomb shelter. Just make sure the walls are lined with lead to protect you from those iPhone transmission signals.




    really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. fat guy with glasses? fat guy with glasses? appleguy123. Apr 24, 08:36 AM
  • fat guy on computer. fat guy with glasses? fat guy with glasses? appleguy123. Apr 24, 08:36 AM


  • kdarling
    May 2, 06:10 PM
    all I am saying is that it is far more likely that this is a bug than intentional.

    +1

    I am sure that if I asked anybody today if they thought that file size was too large, they would definitely use their 20/20 hindsight to say "of course it is". I would.

    Exactly.

    Of course, the right thing to do would've been to take some field trips and/or gather sample data over a week's commute. At least take some time to do some serious thinking about the size.

    Unfortunately, Apple says they like to operate "like a startup", shuffling engineers from one project to another. That usually doesn't lead to well debugged software, because there isn't continuous daily code ownership nor time to experiment.

    (We're seeing the results of this "startup" mode over and over again, from those incorrect status bar signal levels, to not testing the antenna without a case, to all the Daylight Savings bugs. It's like development code is being left in all over the place. It's not just Apple, either. Such is life these days even in big corporations. They're too cheap to hire enough people.)

    So a programmer in such a crunch position probably picked a number out of thin air. Perhaps they turned to a coworker and asked, "How big should I make this cache? A megabyte? Less?" and they answered " Better too much cache than too little. Go for it, make it two megabytes just in case."

    Happens all the time in real life. When there's so much code to do and worry about, a person has to pick their time focus, and this one must've seemed inconsequential. As you said, hindsight is easy.



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. businessman computer fat guy
  • businessman computer fat guy


  • sionharris
    Nov 24, 05:32 PM
    it's frustrating, but apple work on the premise that they won't attract many new customers by reducing their prices (because they charge more than everywhere else in the first place). all black friday does is give people an excuse to buy that macbook that they have been hesitating over for three weeks, or the ipod that they were waiting for the right moment to buy.....




    really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer.
  • fat guy on computer.


  • saunders45
    Sep 9, 10:11 AM
    The chart topping hip hop rapper star who used a network hurricane fundraiser to charge "George Bush doesn't care about black people" was loudly and lustily booed during last night's NFL kickoff show.

    The appearance of Kanye West, who was beamed into the Boston stadium via remote from Los Angeles, received a strongly negative response from the crowd.

    "The boos were thunderous and lasted for much of his number," reports the BOSTON GLOBE.

    http://www.drudgereport.com/flash9nfl.htm



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. Icekill. Apr 7, 04:44 AM. Really interesting thread for me, as i#39;m a quot;soon to bequot;
  • really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. Icekill. Apr 7, 04:44 AM. Really interesting thread for me, as i#39;m a quot;soon to bequot;


  • RT2020
    Apr 29, 05:35 PM
    I'm skipping Lion. I see no advantage over Snow Leopard.

    also...the new ical reminds me of this... :D

    http://www.illyriad.co.uk/img/screenshots/world-desert-560.jpg




    really fat guy on computer. fat guy computer. fat guy on
  • fat guy computer. fat guy on


  • Lyra
    Aug 1, 02:50 PM
    OOOOkkkeeyyyy...
    First of all, I do live in Sweden. (born and bred). Secondly, my comment shouldn't be taken too seriously.
    I don't know where are from, but my guess is that you never been close to scandinavia. If you had done some traveling you would know that all countries have to live with their own moronic politicians for better or worse.

    Hmmm, hvad skal det betyde? F�r du siger noget skulle du t�nke dig om, ik?;)

    I am stationed in Denmark, and have been since Bush became President...

    I do know what it means to be in Scandinavia and yes, I deal with your politicians quite a bit... So, don't get me started.



    more...

    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer. Fat Man on Computer; Fat Man on Computer. UnixMac. Oct 9, 10:07 AM. Originally posted by Abercrombieboy
  • really fat guy on computer. Fat Man on Computer; Fat Man on Computer. UnixMac. Oct 9, 10:07 AM. Originally posted by Abercrombieboy


  • NewSc2
    Oct 2, 06:01 PM
    psh, you all are mistaken. this is the best evidence YET that Merom MBP's will be released at Photokina, with updated chassis and everything under the sun included.


    *sigh*

    on another note, my friends that have other-branded mp3 players and sometimes lament that they can't purchase off of iTunes. also they'd like to switch from their mp3 player to an iPod but they don't want to deal with re-encoding all their files from wma to mp3.




    really fat guy on computer. really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. eternlgladiator. Mar 11, 08:57 AM
  • really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. eternlgladiator. Mar 11, 08:57 AM


  • Markleshark
    Sep 12, 07:58 AM
    Not only is iTMS down... I just tried to get into my local Apple Store... and it was locked. Just has 'It's Showtime' in the window. Strange.




    really fat guy on computer. fat guy on computer. up the
  • fat guy on computer. up the


  • Blakeasd
    Apr 9, 08:44 AM
    I think I know why OS X has had less great features then previous versions. Scott Forstall was a big designer for Leopard and helped create some of the major Lion features like Time Machine. After Leopard Forstall was moved to the IOS team. Perhaps Mac OS X needs Forstall back.




    teme
    Sep 12, 06:01 AM
    The smaller EU iTunes stores are not offering any videos, not even music videos or Pixar short movies. I think there is no hope that the new movie store would be available anytime soon for the smaller iTMS countries. Apple has been quite lazy in the smaller countries about the iTMS, not promotions or exclusives... in Finland it seems that the smaller online music stores get the local finnish music content months before iTMS gets them.




    Cassie
    Jan 13, 01:20 AM
    A lot of whining on these forums the second they reopen.


    I'll log on just to laugh myself silly when I read the threads created by n00bs saying "Why didn't Apple release so-and-so" and "I hate apple, im leaving them foreverz!!!11111!"

    It's sad, really (And slightly disturbing)




    idanchez
    Apr 15, 05:36 PM
    I hope this is a fake.What is the long slot on the side? Is it a spot for a memory card?

    I think this is for the Volume Button... not memory card slot... It will probably look like the new iPad volume button.




    bloodycape
    Oct 11, 05:50 PM
    Judging by how the PMP market is going this may cost $300 for the 30gig to compete with the Creative ZVW. But then again that player does not offer too much extras. The players that do offer the extras, like fm raido, audio and video recording, and even usb host cost at least $375 for the 30gig.




    robotfist
    Apr 5, 04:07 PM
    This is possibly the dumbest thing Apple has ever done.

    I can't WAIT to go browsing though this list of stupid banner ads! I wonder if I can collect them all???!!! I LOVE pop up windows in my browser and I've always wanted to be able to view them at anytime, without having to go to annoying websites just to get each one to load. Now I can have a crap ton of banner ads right at my fingertips!!! THANKS APPLE!!!

    I hope they release a pro version of this app for the Mac OS!! Maybe they will incorporate a version inside the mail program that allows me to see ads for VIAGRA and STOCK OPPORTUNITIES IN AFRICA in cover flow!!!



    No comments:

    Post a Comment